Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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