Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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