hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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