don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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