Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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