Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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