I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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