K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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