It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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