Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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