ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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