You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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