I'm gonna have a badass scar
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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