Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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