trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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