yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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