This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
youre lurking in front of me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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