so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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