billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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