Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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