Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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