I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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