she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My penis needs a shock collar
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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