Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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