I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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