rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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