I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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