i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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