Dual....:-)
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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