No awkward lesbian experiences without me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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