paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Acid is not a monday night drug
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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