So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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