So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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