Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
its liver damage thursday
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