Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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