bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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