You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She told me I should be a condom model.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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