No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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