I just saw a hot homeless man
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im holly from the hills drunk
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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