Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Randomize