David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i think i just lost a toe
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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