All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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