I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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