Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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