we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
then he tried to convert me to islam
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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