yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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