This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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