But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You smell like stripper and shame
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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