I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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