Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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