Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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