After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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