Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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