very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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