so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize