Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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