I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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