he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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