Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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